Paddy's Alternate Transportation Idea #1

As the alternative Environmental Presidential Candidate I want to offer some real solutions to our energy problems. Here is my first suggestion.

Instead of sending troops to the Middle East where they consume millions of gallons of fuel to preserve the US oil pipeline I would like to suggest a redeployment. If they were to come back to the US and pedal me and my like-minded friends around in vehicles such as this the troops would stay in great shape; they wouldn't get killed, and we would consume a lot less oil.

Paddy (the still seriously conflicted Environmental Candidate for the President of the United States)

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Paddy talks about the process for electing a President

I am still learning about the process we use to elect a President in the United States. It appears the election processes has all the drama and finesse of a football game where the winning quarterback becomes president...the only difference is after the election, unlike the quarterback, we are shocked when the President is a womanizer or gung-ho cowboy looking for the next country to conquer.

Does this mean I win by losing?

Paddy (the seriously conflicted Environmental Candidate for President of the United States)

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