"heather221" sent in this question:
Dear Mr. Paddy,
Do you have a girlfriend?
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Sadly, I don't currently have a girlfriend:(
My childhood sweetheart had trouble understanding my political ambitions. She wasn't able to see why I couldn't just stay back on the ice floe and hatch babies like all the other male penguins...it tore me up...but I couldn't just stick my head in the snow.
I've also made a commitment not to start dating during the campaign. The schedule is grueling enough and the reporters are relentless. They would try to describe it as some cheap gimmick to get publicity. The relationship would be doomed from the start.
Once I win the election, however, I plan to get back in the dating circuit. If you're willing to wait, slip me your phone number in January 2009 and maybe I can have the White House chef whip up a private dinner for the 2 of us.
Please keep those burning questions coming! The answers are out there!
Paddy - The (single) Environmental Candidate for President
Paddy Presidential Campaign Solely Sponsored by http://www.penguingiftshop.com/
(Now this is a cheap gimmick to get publicity)
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