Fellow Americans,
I would like to announce my candidacy for the President of the United States. I am doing this after much support and encouragement from my friends, family and unbiased paid political advisors.
I hope you support my candidacy.
My platform is simple. I believe I am the one, true environmental candidate.
After all, isn't it time for a new breed?
Please send me your questions and I will try to respond to the questions of merit and relevance.
Also, I would appreciate your financial support for my campaign. My entire funding will come from the sale of bumper stickers and similar campaign items at the http://www.penguingiftshop.com/.
Big money and big decisions aren't the answers to life's real problems. The answers are part of us all. I hope you join me in finding them and making this a fun campaign season.
Thanks,
Paddy
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